Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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