Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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