I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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