the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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