1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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