Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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