She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Shame - the story of my life.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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