shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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