doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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