nut hugger
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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