Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Found your dick twin last night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
