i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my shit smells like andre
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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