At least make sure they are 18
Why
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
