i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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