I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
either way he was missing a nipple.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people