We got so high we made milksteak
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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