i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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