I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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