its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
