if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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