I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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