This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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