'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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