whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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