When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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