We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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