i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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