Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
stop calling my apartment porn island.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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