and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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