My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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