gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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