Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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