Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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