if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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