i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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