my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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