Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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