And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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