There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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