Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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