And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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