did you get engaged???
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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