Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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