I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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