This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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