We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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