SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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