Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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