YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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