Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He passed out mid-signature
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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