why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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