My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
