i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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