i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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