your thong is hanging out like whoa
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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